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As Base Gallery - 902 proclaims on the left, internal digestive organs are best painted at night, under the influence of morbid chemicals.  The alleyway down Queen Street was quite a walk.  I must admit I found the alleys more interesting than the Street itself, although if one had earrings in their nose and incense in their eyes, the sidewalk absolutely crawled with earthly delights.  It's the place to be, if you're Hip, Hop, or Mop.  Curly, Larry and Joe all abide here, with earring in their kazoos and mohawk spikes on their 8th Chakra.

Graffiti is mainly in the alleyways.  There's lots of it; too much of it.  It reeks of a city-sponsored, "we-can't-make-them-go-away-so-we'll-give-them-the-alleys-to-keep-them-off-the-streets" type of campaign.

But that's no problem.  It's the best of both worlds.  Not too much for yuppie tourismo's to digest.  Doesn't piss off the shop-holders in terms of tagging their earthy doorways.  Keeps the riff-raff off the streets and in the alleys; out of sight, out mind.

And Toronto Throbs on.  A living Hog Erection.

 

 

We will run out of witty things to say now, because, frankly - it's all the same. Same class, same school, same diploma, same job.  Same wife and kids.  Same SUV, same corridor in the burbs, same cancer in the liver.  Same tombstone in the same graveyard.  All for a dollar ninety-nine.  It's life in a "looney-store".  Scary?  Yes!

The tags are all similar but the colors invite conversation.  Green is simply red here.  And green is inspiring thoughts of the "wee people" in me, this dismal winter's day.  It's a wild guess, but since Toronto's archetypal foundation reeks of Anglo-Saxon morality, it seems not a stone's throw in supposition, that one could image some IRISH BLOOD-LINES in the local tagger's chromosome.  Yes?  Am I connecting?  Or am I finally hallucinating after caffeine has taken one too many synaptic clefts to bed?

 

Makes me wish I was on a Train. 

But that's okay, it'll pass.  Damn!  The green machine speaks again, kind of a cha-cha-cha in a laundromat.  Kind of a Latino drag queen took a wrong turn in an Irish Pub.

We're all saying SOMETHING, but "what"?  We are all saying, in an epileptic fury of stolen color: I am Here, I WAs Here, I may be Here, I want to be here, but where is "here" anyway?  An alleyway? not my home, please.  A telephone pole?  A decrepit piss-filled doorway?

Worth the journey into time; worth the color of my disposition?  Hardly.  We move on to silent subways, hospital urinals.

 

Things are cooking now, down in the Country Kitchen Family Cafe. 

Do you ever wonder why restaurants are called "Family Restaurants"?  Listen, most people go to restaurants to ESCAPE their families.  Most people do everything they do in life to escape their families.  And then, "family restaurants"?  Or, "country cooking"?  I mean, first of all, people in the country don't know much about cooking.  They milk cows, plough the fields, drive pickup trucks, and kill aboriginees.  What do they know about cooking, unless it's simply "pancakes and bacon"?  Would you want to sit in a restaurant full of husky men wearing coveralls, cowboy hats and chewing disdainfully on long pieces of grass?

 

The Irish Person above is even angrier, because he is using more pointed, dangerous-looking serifs on his Times New Roman.  I think a trip to Belfast and a pint or 2 of Guinness would calm down the internal strife a notch. Now peace prevails with the Celtic Choir singing a Lullaby in Blue. Kind of a Gregorian Chant on a rainy tuesday.  Stylistic to the "nth" degree.

 

"Ekos Waer Tobin".  Translated from the Celtic, it means, "Ecologists are Wearing Brian Tobin T-Shirts" in a profound tribute of thanks for calling the Spaniards to task on their dishonest fishing practices.

It's rare that you get both Politics and Celtic Gnosticism mixed into one grafitti tag. It shows you not only that Toronto is a multi-faceted pot pourri of cultural entrees, but also that the Tagger's Creed is now averaging a Bachelor of Arts rather than Grade 10 equivalency.

Kinda' makes you want to smack your lips and go to Newfoundland for lunch, doesn't it?

shrinkobell

 
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