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VAN - COBALT HOTEL
hot-dog harley wall graffiti - Historic Cobalt Hotel, Downtown East Side, Vancouver, Canada

There's Nowhere Else They Can Go.

Down on "Main Street" where the lost souls meet, there's a strip of lonesome ghetto, too squalid to be solid, too dirty to be flirty.    Amidst this Alley-sans-ambience, there's a few haunts for the haunted, a few hang-outs for those whose Laundry is beyond where Tide Detergent can redeem it.  And so, with our taste-buds tingling, we present one of the eyesores of the modern day ...

The Cobalt Hotel.

There's Ribs on the Grill in the Cobalt Hotel, There's a Girl at the Till at the Cobalt Hotel, There's Beer on the Bill at the Cobalt Hotel, There's Blood you may spill at the Cobalt Hotel.

It's the Amusement Park of Life. Read the fine print on your ticket.

garbage on water
chinese junk
graffiti train tag: roseville express
graffiti train tag thru ladder
graffiti train tag: “Garth Vader”
Garbage-On-Water
Chinese Junk
RoseVille Express
Trained Terror
Garth Vader

Graffiti scrawls on Door, Cobalt Hotel, Vancouver

 

It all happens in the same day.
"It's Life", you must say.
Push out the riff-raff to get your own way.
And paddle downstairs, all the way to Bombay.

Leave your coat at the Doorway
Leave your feet on the floor
You'll emerge on Tuesday
And return here no more.

The Cobalt Kennel Klub is an assortment of Creatures strange and true. It's worth little of the paper its written on, but websites are cheap talk and we'll get to the needle-point, and move on to Greener Hills.

So-called “Tunnel of Love”, Cobalt Hotel, Vancouver

The Cobalt is described as being one of the seediest hotels in the seediest part of Vancouver.  It and it's cousin (the American Hotel) have served as depots for the marginally-deranged for as long as History has been taught.  In this section of Vancouver's "arm-pit", there IS NO deodorant.  The arm is amputated. The pit is the blackened hollow core of humanity, another of the embarrassing symptoms of Capitalism. The ambience is purgatory redefined.

It sits on Main Street, just a few scant blocks from the "old" police station, where the once-boundaries of traditional "skid row" have now blurred into Strathcona, Yuppie-Centric Yaletown and Dum Sum City.  Being a drug addict in the lanes of Downtown East Side (DES) is now almost a trend-setting position.  You could be movie star. You could be a city councillor in your spare time. Monster Graf Detail, Cobalt Hotel

 

The "Tunnel Of Love" you see Above doubles as a "drive-thru" crack and hooker pickup service, but for our own shabby books, it's simply yet another naked wall that has been clothed in squalor of locally-grown organic experiments.

All for you, Venerable Guest, we breath the foul fumes of Strathcona, in search of Graffiti Grandiosity, for a dime or a dollar.  We find a mural, menacing in nature of a tree with Teeth, seeking Human Souls for a Dinner Date.  Investigating further, we create a Panoramic portrayal of said tree below:

Monster Graffiti, “Tunnel of Love” - Cobalt Hotel, Vancouver BC

Not anything to write home about, unless "home" happens to be Thunder Bay, Ontario.  Besides minimal comprehension of Color Wheel fundamentals, the brooding and somber nature of this piece doesn't exactly "brighten up the Foley Family's picnic lunch" in this god-forsaken drain-pipe.

And to Challenge your Gastrointestinal fortitude ever further, we present (yet another!) SEZ1 PANORAMIX shot of another fascinating Mural in this deplorable Tunnel of Cobalt Love.

Monster Graf Detail, Cobalt Hotel

It's a spooker.  Another soul-munching green-slime-monster-of-hiroshima-type specialty.  Reminds you of late-night, low budget horror flicks that we used to see on snowy channels when we were juvenile delinquents.

But it speaks of devoured souls in an honest, no-frills way - a brutal metaphor for the decimated lives that plague the Downtown East Side. Graffiti can be a form of "art" but it also can be a form of pain, and ultimately, therapy: an expression of the silent howling vampires that suck the blood from the internal genius of human expression and spit out the corpse on a long rainy Hastings Night.

A few more quiet pictures, and we'll leave you alone.  Alone to contemplate what the next Disquieting Move will be in your questionable existence.  Alone to monitor your own bowel movements - should you be adversely affected by what you've seen.

Alas, alas, a lock on the door.  Come back for your beer & crack at four. Electrical Wires lead into the Central Electrocution station manned by bikers. Every Pig-sty needs their garbage tags. Even the parking signs are bruised & broken.

Monster Graf Detail2, Cobalt Hotel

That's all for now, boys & girls.  We move on to greener pasture and sanitized manure. As colorful as it is, and as poetic and melancholy as she groans, the Downtown East Slide is no place for tea, no home for me.

It's the steamy doorway to the Theatre of the Absurd.  Amputated Human Souls and their various prosthetics.  Wounds and Band-aids, all made of hemp and human fiber.  Alcohol to disinfect and re-infect and preserve and dilate the pupils of Night.

Blue Billy at right, screams a toothy 'adieu' to all who pass through.  He will miss your blood and the fleshy sinew of your concerned forehead.  But fear not, although the Derelict days of the Cobalt are numbered, Blue Billy will live eternally in the Night, welcoming you in, and spitting you out when he's done chewing your soul.

Some things never change.

 

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